Virus Humour
Some Virus humor, to keep you busy at work tomorrow.
DEMOCRAT VIRUS - Doesn't allow you to delete inefficient programs or wasted disc space - if you try, it accuses you of being a "mean-spirited extremist".
DIET VIRUS - Allows your hard drive to lose weight by eliminating the FAT table.
DISNEY VIRUS - Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
DOLLY PARTON VIRUS - It sounds pretty good, but you'd swear your monitor looks larger and have more knobs than it used to. DEFLATE.COM removes it.
DONALD TRUMP VIRUS - Harmless unless you use online banking.
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS v 1.0 - Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.
Ellen Degeneres Virus v 2.0 - Disks can no longer be inserted.
Elvis Virus - Your computer gets fat, slow and lazy and then self-destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.
