9. Tendency to choose terrorist side in Counter-Strike.
8. If you're not with us or against us then we're not so sure about you.
6. Wacky parents named you Ima Terrorist.
5. Lots of email from prominent African dignitaries' widows and brothers .
4. Encyclopedic knowledge of Constitution and Bill of Rights is just scary.
2. "Vote for Pedro" t-shirt too subversive.
1. You don't live in the USA.