Animated Retro Table Tennis Pong Shirt
Don't get too impressed. This was originally supposed to be the "Animated Gears of War Shirt" but by the time we strapped a 360 to the back of the shirt and added a flatscreen to the front it just wasn't feasible. The test subjects kept falling over, no one liked the car battery power supply duct taped to their leg and don't even get us started on the price.
Timmy (our faithful monkey mascot) suggested a "Barbie Horse Adventures Shirt" and after we pummeled him into submission it was decided that was a bad idea as well. So instead we present to you this fine Animated Retro Table Tennis Shirt. Hey... it's no third-person shooter with big-ass guns and amazing lighting effects, but it does capture that retro gaming nostalgia you've been craving.