It's a cat, you stick your pencil in its ass, it meows, and it sharpens your pencil.

The Cat's Ass Sharpener, no reading between the lines required.
Sharpen your pencils and crayons manually using the cat's bum.
Shavings will fall neatly into the cat's litter tray (included).
A 'meowing' sound chip is activated as you sharpen.
The cat is made of plastic.
Suitable for ages 16 years+.
Size: 15 x 12 x 4 cm.


No animals were harmed in the making of this product. Don't try sharpening your pencil in a real cat if you value your life. Or even if you don't come to think of it.