Functional alcoholism is like the fabled tree falling in the woods: if you’re drunk and no one can tell, are you really drunk? Sure you are - and if you’re at work, you’re getting paid for it! Function alcoholism rocks!
con:
Functional alcoholism is the threadbare Astroturf welcome mat to nonfunctional alcoholism, and anyone who votes “pro” should immediately check him- or herself into a rehabilitation facility.
