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Friday, June 29, 2007

Pro or Con - Functional Alcoholism


Functional alcoholism is like the fabled tree falling in the woods: if you’re drunk and no one can tell, are you really drunk? Sure you are - and if you’re at work, you’re getting paid for it! Function alcoholism rocks!


Functional alcoholism is the threadbare Astroturf welcome mat to nonfunctional alcoholism, and anyone who votes “pro” should immediately check him- or herself into a rehabilitation facility.

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