There are times when funny news items literally write themselves. This happens to be one of those times. How about a bra that generates power thanks to the motion breasts make when women move / exercise. If that isn’t a mental picture enough for you, the man behind the research is named…wait for it….Dr. Wang.

Lawson explained that breasts move on three different axes: from side to side, front to back, and up and down. The most motion is generated on the vertical axis. Naturally, the bigger the breast, the more momentum it generates. "Let's face it—if you're a double-A marathoner, you're probably not going to get that iPod up and running."