If you have more money than brains, these gold plated PCs are for you! System specs include a Core 2 Duo, 4GB RAM, a 1TB hard drive and a wimpy GeForce 8600 GT. I like how the advertisment talks about the PC in first person:

I am gold. I am two. I am ceramic. I was made by hand moulded and shaped and glazed. I am unique. I am like a sculpture, a vase, a bowl. There is no other like me. We are linked like a Siamese twin. I am a computer.