Bulletproof Polo Shirt
Ever wanted to be Superman but couldn't due to the wrong planet you were born on? With the Bulletproof Polo Shirt, you will be able to walk around without fear of being taken down - as long as the hail of bullets rain down on protected areas, as other places are fair game.
This polo shirt is touted to resist bullet fire from a 9mm pistol to even an Uzi submachine gun. Designed by Colombian designer Miguel Caballero, you will have to fork out a whopping $12,000 for this - all in all it should be cheaper than financing your own funeral.