NUMBER 5: ‘They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.’

NUMBER 4: 'This is just a 15-minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.’

NUMBER 3: 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!’

NUMBER 2: ‘Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?’

Number 1: And MY all time Favorite: (Raising your head slowly) '... in Jesus' name, Amen.’