Girl Dies Tweeting in The Tub
Dying sucks. Dying because you were making a Twitter post…while you were in the bathtub is even worse. Darwin approves this news post.
A teenage girl was discovered dead this weekend, electrocuted after dropping her laptop in the bathtub. Why did she need a computer in the tub? So she could update Twitter. About what she was tweeting remains unclear, but it was hopefully something more meaningful than the soap she was using.

