May the Good Lord take a liking to you... but not too soon!

Saint Patrick was a gentleman
Who through strategy and stealth
Drove all the snakes from Ireland
Here's a drinkee to his health!
But not too many drinkees
Lest we lose ourselves and then...
Forget the good Saint Patrick
And see them snakes again!

It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money!

There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish and those who wish they were.