Simply plug the USB Pet Rock into a free USB port and watch the fun begin. People will stop by and ask you what your USB Pet Rock does. No matter what you say, it will be greater than the truth.
•They make a great gift for everyone we can think of.
•They don’t need food or water.
•They don’t chew on your stuff.
•They will make you instantly cool.
•They never talk back to you.
•They will forever love you in their own rocky way.