$7,500 For An E-Mail Address
It’s a dilemma that has baffled d-bags for ages….how do you stand out in a sea of d-bags? $1000 apps that do nothing? Solid gold iDevice? I got it….how about an e-mail address that costs $7,500 down that $750 a month after that? Bingo!
The email account is priced at a whopping $750 per month with a signup fee of $7,500. Limited to only 750 members worldwide, the Elite750 club gives members additional services, like email archiving and printout, basically everything that a regular email id with at a cost. Like I said, exclusivity comes with a huge price tag!
Imagine how stupid those guys are going to feel when I start my @UberElite1000 service.
