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Nintendo Making Games That Can Play Themselves

Nintendo takes laziness to a whole new level with games that can play themselves. And you thought games that included “hints” were bad.

In a move to help struggling gamers negotiate tricky parts of a game, Nintendo has started releasing games with a built-in auto-pilot mode. You’ll be able to “play” the latest game — Donkey Kong Country Returns — when it is released for the Wii on Sunday.

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Urban Dictionary – Gate Rape

Passing through a security gate at an American airport, which requires either a full-body scan where T.S.A. guards ogle your naked body or an “enhanced” pat down where T.S.A. guards molest you. The T.S.A. is required by law to make the process as humiliating and abusive as possible.

I saw all the gate rape happening at the airport and decided to become a terrorist.

My sister got gate raped at LAX.

I am glad we just went though the body xray, that guy got gate raped!

Healthy Deep Fryer – Is that Even Possible?

This fryer makes up to 2 lbs. of crisp, succulent fried food using only one tablespoon of oil. The nominal amount of oil results in french fries with only 3% fat–far superior to the 14% fat content of conventionally deep-fried potatoes.

An internal convection oven heats to 338º F and evenly circulates hot air to cook chicken wings, shrimp, or spring rolls with the same crunchy exterior and moist interior produced by conventional deep fryers. Food slowly revolves around the nonstick basin while an integrated paddle automatically turns and mixes ingredients with the oil and other seasonings to ensure even cooking. Virtually all of the cooking oil is absorbed by the food, eliminating the hassle of disposing of large quantities of used oil.

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Luminox – Genuine Navy SEAL Watch

This is the watch used by the U.S. Navy SEALs because of its unique illumination technology. Identified as a vital element for achieving success during night missions, borosilicate glass capsules with phosphor-lined interiors make up the watch’s 12 hour positions and its hour, minute, and second hands.

Tritium gas is pumped into the capsules, which reacts with the phosphor lining, causing it to fluoresce for more than 25 years without the need for a recharge from a light source. The watch’s case is made from injection-molded, carbon-reinforced polymer coupled with a stainless steel case back secured with stainless steel screws. It has a ratcheting, unidirectional polymer bezel and a double-gasket, push-in crown that is water-resistant down to 656′. The Swiss quartz movement provides impeccable timekeeping for on-the-second synchronization.

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The MP3 Player Hat – It’s a Party for your Head

This cap has a built-in MP3 player with speakers that eliminate the need for headphones or earbuds. Housed securely in the bill of the cap, the MP3 player has two integral speakers, making it ideal for joggers, cyclists, gardeners, and anyone who wishes to remain aware of his or her surroundings. A patented digital sound processing chip and a seven-channel equalizer produce rich stereo sound. The player’s 2 GB internal memory can be expanded up to 8 GB via a microSD card slot.

Rechargeable Li-ion battery provides up to 30 hours of playing time from a 3-hour charge using the included USB cable. Includes FM radio, voice recorder, and earbuds for private listening. The brushed black cotton cap has an adjustable hook-and-loop closure that fits most sizes. The MP3 player can be removed for hand washing the cap. Plays MP3, WMA, and WAV files.

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