I am kind of leery of posting these e-mail responses from Steve Jobs because many of them turn out to be fake but this one is pretty funny regardless of its authenticity:
Our goals do not include helping you get a good grade. Sorry. Please leave us alone.
A Frenchman who lost his limbs in a 1994 electrical accident successfully swam across the English Channel on Saturday. Philippe Croizon, 42, arrived on the French coast in Calais just before 9:30 pm.
The Stargate is made of fiberglass and is mounted on a welded steel frame, and features working lights behind the chevrons. This auction includes two metal stands. One stand rests the Stargate directly on the ground, and the other places the gate 20 inches from the ground. Stargate itself measures 22ft in diameter.
The red shirt. For commanding officers. Red is the Star Trek Next Generation color for captains and first officers such as Jean Luc Picard and William Riker. This costume includes the black and red shirt featuring fine panel detailing, pips, and a Star Fleet insignia communicator pin. You will be handsome and highly regarded in your Star Fleet uniform!
Keg wine and wine vending machines just got supersized: 500 and one-thousand liter tanks have landed in French supermarkets. Bring your own resealable bottles, Poland Spring containers, jerrycans, whatever. Or you can get one at the store. Select your grade (red, white, or rosé). Pump. Print receipt.
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