Bacon of the Month Club

What says Christmas more than the gift of bacon? The Pig Next Door thinks the best way to tell someone you love them is by giving them heart disease. And who’s to say they’re wrong? Their website offers a Bacon Club, with memberships ranging from $99 to $299:

Once a month, our Bacon of the Month club members receive a package of premium bacon from one of America’s finest bacon artisans. You won’t find any of that mass-produced supermarket stuff in our pen. Why not? Because we all deserve better bacon.