New Years Quotes & New Years Resolutions
A few famous New Year Resolution Quotes and Sayings….
“New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.” – Mark Twain
“Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.” – Benjamin Franklin
“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” – Oprah Winfrey
“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.” – P.J. O’Rourke
“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.” – Oscar Wilde
“I’m a little bit older, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.” – Robert Paul
“New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.” – Jay Leno
“People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.” – Author Unknown
“The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.” – W.H. Auden
“But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits.” – Andre Gide
