When you die, what will your last words be?
Here are a few answers from Reddit:
“For the love of God… destroy my hard drive…”
“In a few moments I’m going to die and then proceed to vigorously shit myself. I want you to promise me you won’t miss the humor in this.”
To my son, ‘I only wish I hadn’t died a virgin.’
“Hey guys, watch this!”
No matter the circumstance, I will shout BANG. Just to confuse whoever happens to be near.
Rosebud
“Guys, I decided long ago that I would bury a million dollars, and only give the location to those who were at my side during death. The key is in my pocket
“50 bucks says I don’t come back”
My grandfather’s last words (spoken to a nurse who asked if he wanted a cigarette — this was in 1956, when you could smoke everywhere) were “No, I think I’ll quit.”
